9 May 2008 
Movie Quote 'Now listen I want somebody good and I mean very good to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hands alright?' The Godfather

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16 July 2006

Need I say more





13 February 2004

Email fun

Check out the email below from a poor stressed out Spainsh girl...

People!!! I have the same problem with the plate 4377!!! Do you want that it forces suicide on to me?? Or maybe I have to kill somebody!! Please, correct this.

Best wishes,

Conchi


16 October 2003

Lock them up


Who do you think should be locked up in david blaine's box once he's vacated it.

You can use the current poll to vote..


17 January 2003

Carmine

Have you ever wished that you told someone you care about just how you feel about them? Well now you can!

To tell Carmine, just how you really feel about him Click here

Go on send him an email, he's desperate for some attention.


29 November 2002

Woo hoo, breaking news. A big congratulations to Rahul Sheth who is getting engaged this weekend.

Now that he is getting hitched, he will have many happy Sapna's. I am sure that the lovely lady will also be very contented with her Prince.

Good luck my boy. You know my views on this.

p.s now is the time to repay that favour I did you some time ago (you remember, that guy you wanted out of the way, permanently!).

The service you can do for me is to obtain a stash of paracetamol from you pharmacist fiancé.

The don.

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